only have here about whatever u wanna talk bout and u CAN say something about our lovely boys The Rasmus of course but no private stuff

would like to talk about something funny any ideas anyone??? maybe something along the lines of the great Mr. Lee Evans!! xx

Lee Evans!!??!! Dude i LOVE that guy! He makes me PMSL everytime he gets on that stage! Went to see him live once and i almost wet myself with laughing and it didn't help i was so afraid to go to the bathroom incase he picked me out and asked me where i was going >.< But dude...his jokes are HILARIOUS!!!

Anyone remember the dog joke with his dog Brian?

to quote Mr. Lee Evans - have you ever sat in your living room all alone at 3 in the morning with your dog at your feet, when suddenly he's up on all fours, tail down, with ears moving around. Then he starts barking! *moves around the stage imitating a dogs bark*
*imitating a man* - what is brain what is it?
*moves around stage imitating a dogsbark*
*imitating a man* - well what is it then?
*imitating the dog* - i don't know i was f**king asleep!

Funneh XD

WOW! zoe, i thaught i was the only one on here who thinks lee evans is amazing!
i love the dog joke!!
have you seen new one 'big' i got the DVD for crimbo!!
its hillerious!!!
**hello my name's keith,
i like polothene bags,
geese,
sucking windows,
and sometimes i like to pick my nose and wipe it under the chair!!***

OMR he's so funny!!
i love the XL tour, tis amazing!!
**turn left, streight up.....
the rubbish wants taking oooooouuuutttt
the garage wants cleaning...
you missed a bit!!*** HAHA LOVE IT!!!

zoe you are so lucky you got to see him live, i dont think i would have dared to go to the toilet either he always asks people around them who they are and where their from and everything doesn't he... HAHA!!
i have the box set with shows from 1996-2005!! and then seperatly i have the BIG tour!! HAHA!! what a guy, best comedian ever!!!

I don't have th enew DVD as of yet, the shop i was supposed to get it from kind of shut down *coughWoolworthsyousuckcough*

Dude, the Tom Tom joke! When he was telling that i was drinking my beer and it came flying out my mouth i was laughing so hard and to top it all off the guy in front never noticed, cos he was laughing too much too! I really enjoyed his jokes about the romantic baths as well...where men hold their balls over their head to gently sit down in a red hot bath their lovers favoured the way he portrayed it. Amazingly done

^^absolutley!!!
and yeah **cough**woolworths**cough**
though i did get a cheep chocolate orange in the closing sale! =P
oh i love the joke.... i was on my way into work when i accedently on purpose fell over, got five grand and went to magalouff haha!!!!
and with the horse and jockey.. ill rip yer f***ing head off yer b*****d.... lmao!!!
i could go on for hours, so many amazingly funny jokes!! =D

HAHA!! that would be a night i would not want to miss!!
ok.. now im off to start reading your 100,000 page essay hehe, nah, i want to read it hun, i apreciate you writing it

You better blooming do! After noticing it was 10 pages long and that it wouldn't let me post it in one post or even two posts for that matter i was starting to give up. That's why i didn't edit all the mistakes i made as at that piont i was just glad i got all the info on and decided i'd leave the rest for another day

hehe, well it took a few hours haha, (well i supose i was doing other things at the same time) but ive finnished!!
i am now officially VERY intellegent!
thankyou so much BB.. xxx

now .... ** im not going to make it!!!!... i'll put an attempted!
PARCEL FORCE! WE WILL GET THIS PACKAGE TO YOU!!!
it is amazingly funny!

No problem honey, you do realise you have a lot more to learn don't you haha!

You know what typing out Lee Evans' jokes don't do them justice you have reminded me though that when i was living with my mam a man came and chucked a parcel over our fence and onto our front lawn after sticking a note on it. I waited until he'd driven off and then went to see why he'd done it and it said 'we had attempted to deliver this package to you but unfortunately you weren't in'.
Funny thing was, my mam was sat on the sofa watching him do it the whole time and he never once knocked on the bloomin' door, and what made it even mroe funny, was the package wasn't for us...he'd got the wrong address and broke a valuable vase he was supposed to have delivered it was so funny to see the managers face when he came to inspect haha!

HAHA!!!!
The idiot should have been fired!

He got reprimanded, re-trained and then fired 2 months later after posting a hand-written letter not only to us for abusing our front lawn but also to the woman apologizing for breaking her vase and sending her money to replace it was totally wicked, mam framed the letter and put it above the mirror where my dad threw his darts.

HAHA!!!
I love it when people have to apologise!!!

Let's play eye spy for a few posts..i'm bored i spy with my little eye something beginning with T